Have You Been Violenced by Natalie?

I touched her foot one time and Natalie punched my arm, and now I am filing this totally serious, absolutely legitimate investigation into suspiciously strong girlfriends.

Current injury report: one dramatic arm, morale pending.

Include: date, time, where the bonk occurred, and whether witnesses laughed.

Violence page. Natalie is stronk, terrifying, and probably right.